How I Knew You Were Bi

from Betty Pitch by Caitlin Cook

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lyrics

It wasn't the cuffed jeans
Or the clear iPhone case
It wasn't the septum piercing
Or you listening to Girl in Red
It wasn't the peace signs, the tie-dye, the way you can't sit in a chair
It wasn't that at all

And I'm not trying to minimize you coming out to me (I'm so proud)
But I knew you were bi when I

Licked your pussy
I licked your pussy good
Whoa, I licked your pussy
Oh yeah, I licked you pussy good

It wasn't the bobbed haircut
Or the oat milk lattes
It wasn't the leather jackets
Or you listening to the Neighborhood
It wasn't the lemon bars, the Vans, the houseplants, or your obsession with Aubrey Plaza

And I'm not trying to minimize you coming out to me (I'm so proud)
But I knew you were bi when you

Licked my pussy too
You licked my pussy good
Whoa, you licked my pussy
Oh yeah, you licked my pussy good

You didn't have to come out to us
We kind of suspected (But we're so proud, we're so proud)
You didn't have to come out to me
'Cause I made you cum already

When I licked your

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from Betty Pitch, released April 30, 2021

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Caitlin Cook Brooklyn, New York

Caitlin Cook is a LA-born, NYC-based comedian. Not your conventional stand-up, Caitlin combines witty one-liners and scintillating storytelling with hilariously irreverent musical comedy and projected visuals. She is the co-host of the new hit podcast 5 Words on the All Things Comedy network. She is currently touring her new hour Death Wish at top fringes and festivals around the world. ... more