How to End a Conversation

from Betty Pitch by Caitlin Cook

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I was never very good at ending conversations
I would always look for my way out before they got too awkward
Like, "I'm gonna go get another drink," or, "I gotta go to the bathroom,"
But now we're all just stuck inside and constantly on Zoom

Now I don't know how to end a conversation anymore
I used to say, "I have to go," but I don't have anywhere to go
And if I were to say that now, you'd know that I'm a liar
It's not that I don't want to talk to you, it's just that, well

Life is rough for an extrovert with social anxiety
I still want you to call me
But I don't want to pick up the phone
Don't want to pick up the phone
I want you to leave me alone
But please don't leave me alone
Please leave me alone
Please don't leave me alone
Leave me alone
Don't leave me alone!

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from Betty Pitch, released April 30, 2021

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Caitlin Cook Brooklyn, New York

Caitlin Cook is a LA-born, NYC-based comedian. Not your conventional stand-up, Caitlin combines witty one-liners and scintillating storytelling with hilariously irreverent musical comedy and projected visuals. She is the co-host of the new hit podcast 5 Words on the All Things Comedy network. She is currently touring her new hour Death Wish at top fringes and festivals around the world. ... more