Jewish Atheist Anthem

from Betty Pitch by Caitlin Cook

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User9369914 commented: "Jew"

Every time I see this comment
I think to myself, "Yeah, I am!"
And every time I see this comment
I think to myself, "You forgot the atheist part!"

This is the Jewish atheist anthem
Put your hands up for the Jewish atheist anthem
It's only for a few of us

Never learned to speak Hebrew
But my bubbe taught me how to say, "Gay kaken ofn yahm!"
That means, "Go take a shit in the ocean," in Yiddish

And I never got a bat mitzvah (No, no)
Never got that skrilla (Oh no)
Still don't quite understand the history behind a lot of our holidays (Oh no)
But I do control the media
So it balances out

This is the Jewish atheist anthem
Put your hands up for the Jewish atheist anthem
It's only for a few of us

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from Betty Pitch, released April 30, 2021

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Caitlin Cook Brooklyn, New York

Caitlin Cook is a LA-born, NYC-based comedian. Not your conventional stand-up, Caitlin combines witty one-liners and scintillating storytelling with hilariously irreverent musical comedy and projected visuals. She is the co-host of the new hit podcast 5 Words on the All Things Comedy network. She is currently touring her new hour Death Wish at top fringes and festivals around the world. ... more