When we met, that's when I knew
I knew I'd never met no one like you before
You came out of the blue, quite literally
Your head protruding from the blue waters

I know that they call you a monster
They call you the Loch Ness Monster
But still my love for you grows stronger
Stay a little longer

Oh no, where have you gone?
Where have you gone to?
And left me no photographs to hold on to?
But I'll always remember you

You've got hands like a snake
You've got feet like a shark
They tell me that I made a mistake
But you are, you are, you are the one for me

Hiking around Yellowstone
I thought I'd never fall again, and I'd end up alone
But then I saw the forest for the trees
Quite suddenly, your silhouette emerging from the out of the woods

I know that they call you a hoax
The Big Foot hoax
But they don't know I love the most
Come a little closer

Oh no, where have you gone?
Where have you gone to?
And left me no photographs to hold on to?
But I'll always remember you

You've got scales like a bear
You've got feathers like a frog
Wherever we go, they all stare
But you are, you are, you are the one for me

My hands upon the Western Wall
This time I was so sure I'd never fall again
But then I felt your presence, heard your voice
Quite perfectly, my mother wanted me to marry a nice Jewish boy

I know that they call you their God
Well, the son of God
But somehow you're also still God
I don't get it

Where have you gone, why did you leave?
Left me with so many crazy people misinterpreting what you believe

So I'm just waiting for the rapture
The second coming, the next chapter
We'll have our happy ever after
'Cause you are, you are, you are the one for me

Never thought I'd end
A song like this, my friends
But I love Jesus